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Chuck Norris Wears Klaus Pyjamas

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And what¬†better way to kick off 2011 then with a brand new TVD Podcast! (more…)

So You’re A Vampire: A Beginner’s Survival Guide For Caroline Forbes

My latest post for is up! I’ve included an excerpt below.

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So You’re A Vampire: A Beginner’s Survival Guide For Caroline Forbes

Dear Miss Forbes,

As a season-long member of The Caroline Forbes Fan Club and an advocate for the Preservation of Girlfriends Gone Vamp, I feel it is my duty to write to you to offer you my assistance through this difficult transition.

First and foremost, you should know that Mystic Falls has an extremely low newbie vamp survival rate. And by low, I mean none of them have made it past a few episodes, give or take, before being staked or burned to their untimely undead death. It has become a disturbing trend in your location and this would be the one time you definitely do not want to follow the latest trend.

Instead, might I suggest you set a new one?

Thought that might get your attention.

Without further ado then, here are 8 survival solutions to get you started: (more…)